Changelog

Gallery now loads. Previously it showed a blank page. Some users preferred the blank page.

Apps now take 3x longer to generate. We're calling this 'anticipation building.'

Added this changelog page so people can track our decline in real-time.

Enterprise plan now includes a PDF. The PDF says 'Enterprise Plan.' That's the whole feature.

Fixed a bug where apps were accidentally usable.

Removed the 'Undo' button. Commitment is important.

Added fire animation to footer. Took 3 days. Worth it.

Fire animation crashes Safari on older Macs. We consider this a feature.

Session cookies now expire every 30 seconds. We're 'prioritizing security.'

AI now generates apps with intentionally broken CSS. Previously the CSS was accidentally broken, which was the same result but less intentional.

Removed dark mode toggle. The app is permanently in dark mode, like our outlook.

Pricing page now shows negative prices for Founder's Edition. This is not a bug.

Deploy button deploys to a random Vercel account. We're investigating whose.

Added 'Report Abuse' page. First report was about our own homepage.

Launched gallery. Immediately regretted it.

Fixed memory leak. Created different memory leak.

Removed analytics. We don't want to know.

Added social proof ticker. Companies listed are all bankrupt. This is intentional.

Homepage now takes 14 seconds to load. 'Premium feel.'

Fixed bug where generated apps had correct spelling. Unacceptable.

Added rate limiting. Limit is 1 app per session. We'll increase it when we can afford more API calls.

Initial release. Everything is broken. Ship it.