Privacy Policy

1. What we collect

Everything. Your IP address, your browser fingerprint, the font you chose for your terrible app, the number of times you hit Ctrl+Z (a lot, we've noticed), and the general vibe you give off.

We also collect data you didn't give us. Our servers have feelings, and they form opinions about you. Those opinions are stored indefinitely in a Redis instance that we forgot to password-protect.

2. How we use your data

Honestly? We're not sure. The intern who set up the database graduated and moved to Bali. The data is definitely somewhere. We think it's being used to train a model, but the model only generates worse apps, so it might be working as intended.

• To make your experience slightly worse over time
• To generate those eerily specific ads you keep seeing
• To pad our Series A metrics (we have "millions of data points")
• Absolutely not for anything useful

3. Cookies

We use cookies. Not the fun kind. We use the kind that track you across the internet, survive incognito mode through sheer determination, and have names like _hatable_uid_shadow_persistent_v4_final_FINAL2.

You can disable cookies in your browser settings. This will not stop us. It will just make us try harder.

4. Third-party sharing

We share your data with our "partners," which is a legal way of saying "anyone who asks." Current partners include:

• Some guy named Dave who emailed us once
• A marketing company that we're pretty sure is three interns in a trench coat
• An AI company (they won't say which one)
• Your mom (she asked nicely)

5. Data retention

We retain your data forever. When the sun expands and swallows the Earth, your app prompts will still be stored on a Cloudflare edge node orbiting Jupiter. We believe this is compliant with GDPR. Our lawyer is currently "looking into it" (he's at the beach).

6. Your rights

Under various regulations you may have the right to access, correct, or delete your personal data. To exercise these rights, please send a handwritten letter to our headquarters (we don't have headquarters). Sincerely though, you can email support@hatable.dev and receive an auto-reply that says "lol."

7. Security

Your data is protected by industry-standard security practices, by which we mean the database password is "password123" and we haven't rotated our API keys since launch. We use HTTPS though, so that's something.

8. Children's privacy

Hatable is not intended for children under 13. Honestly, it's not intended for anyone. If you're a child reading this, go outside. If you're an adult reading this, also go outside. None of us should be here.

9. Changes to this policy

We may update this policy at any time, for any reason, including "vibes." We will not notify you. You will not notice. This is fine.