Simple, transparent pricing

Pricing

The product is free. We made a pricing page anyway because every SaaS needs one. The Pro plan exists so we can say we have revenue. We don't have revenue.

Free

$0

One terrible app. No support. We might email you unsolicited advice.

  • 1 terrible app
  • No support
  • Unsolicited advice
  • Ads (there are no ads, we just like listing things)
  • Community access (there is no community)
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Most regrettable

Pro

$9/mo

Unlimited terrible apps. Priority degradation.

  • Unlimited terrible apps
  • Priority degradation
  • 99.1% downtime SLA
  • A badge that says 'Pro'
  • The badge does nothing
  • Early access to bugs
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Enterprise

$999/mo

A PDF that says "enterprise". Same apps.

  • Same apps as Free
  • A PDF that says "enterprise"
  • Dedicated account ignorer
  • SSO (Single Sign-Off)
  • SOC 2 (the document exists, it's empty)
  • Custom SLA (all options below 1%)
  • Priority invoice delivery
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Founder's Edition

-$50/mo

We pay you to stop telling people you use Hatable.

  • We pay you $50/mo
  • To stop telling people
  • You use Hatable
  • NDA included
  • Witness protection (optional)
Please don't

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Feature Free Pro Enterprise Founder's
AI-generated apps 1 Unlimited Unlimited Unlimited
App quality Terrible Terrible Terrible Terrible
Support None None (faster) Dedicated ignorer Restraining order
Uptime SLA Lol 0.9% 0.9% (contractual) N/A
Custom domains No No No No
Analytics We don't track We still don't track A chart that goes up Plausible deniability
Badge No Yes (useless) Yes (bigger, also useless) Badge of shame
PDF No No Yes (1 page) Shredded on arrival

All plans include: no SLA, no warranty, no dignity.

Pricing FAQ

Is Hatable really free? +

Yes. The product is free. The emotional damage is also free.

What does the Pro plan actually do? +

The same thing as the free plan, but you get a badge next to your name that says 'Pro.' The badge is purely cosmetic. It doesn't do anything. People have asked us to make it do something. We won't.

Is the Enterprise plan real? +

As real as anything else here. You pay $999/mo, you get a PDF. The PDF is real. It says 'Enterprise Edition' in Helvetica. It's not editable. We're very proud of it.

Will you actually pay me $50/mo on Founder's Edition? +

Theoretically yes. In practice, our payment system doesn't support negative charges and we're not going to fix it. Consider it an IOU from a company with $0 in funding.

Can I cancel anytime? +

You can cancel anytime by closing the tab. Since we don't collect payment information, there's nothing to cancel. This is either a feature or incompetence.

Do you offer annual pricing? +

$0 × 12 = $0. We've done the math for you. You're welcome.

What happens if I exceed my limits? +

The free plan has a limit of 1 terrible app. If you want more, you can refresh the page and pretend to be a new person. We won't stop you. Our auth system can't tell the difference.

Do you price match? +

Name a competitor and we'll match their price. Just kidding. Our price is $0. If someone else is cheaper than free, we have questions.

All prices are in USD. Or EUR. Or GBP. We genuinely don't know — we've never processed a payment.