Everything you hate about Hatable, now with enterprise-grade compliance theater, a dedicated account ignorer, and a PDF that says "enterprise."
A PDF that says 'Enterprise Edition' in Helvetica. That's it. Same product underneath.
Log out of all your apps simultaneously. We call it Single Sign-Off and it's our most-used feature.
A dashboard with 47 metrics, none of which are accurate. Perfect for board meetings.
A named person who will personally not respond to your emails. Premium neglect.
Calls go directly to a voicemail that's full. We check it quarterly.
We'll mail you a USB stick. It contains a README that says 'just use the cloud version.'
We have a document titled 'SOC 2 Compliance' in our Google Drive. It's empty but it exists.
Choose your own uptime guarantee! (All options below 1%.)
"We deployed Hatable across 3,000 employees. Productivity dropped 400%. The board is thrilled because the chart went up."
Director of Nothing, Fortune 500
"Hatable's enterprise tier gave us the PDF we needed to close our next round. Worth every penny of the $999/mo."
CTO, Series F Startup
"I was asked to evaluate Hatable for enterprise use. I have since been fired. 5 stars."
IT Admin, Unnamed Corp
Our enterprise plan is $999/mo. For that price, you get the exact same thing as the free plan, plus a PDF. The PDF is not editable.