Terms of Service

1. Acceptance of terms

By using Hatable, you acknowledge that you are voluntarily choosing to have a bad time. You agree that any app you build will be terrible, and that this is a feature, not a bug. If you accidentally build something good, you agree to delete it immediately and try again.

2. Description of service

Hatable is an AI-powered app destruction platform. We generate apps that are intentionally bad. Sometimes the AI tries to make them good and we have to slap it. The service is provided "as is," which is another way of saying "we know."

3. User conduct

You agree not to:

• Use Hatable for any productive purpose
• Show your Hatable creations to investors (unless it's funny)
• Claim Hatable apps are "production-ready" (they are production-ready)
• Build anything anyone would voluntarily use
• Attempt to make the apps better by editing the source code (that's cheating)
• Deploy a Hatable app to production and then blame us when it goes down (it will go down)

4. Intellectual property

All apps generated by Hatable are owned by you. Congratulations. We don't want them. In the event of a copyright dispute, both parties agree to resolve it via a coin flip conducted over Zoom.

You grant Hatable a worldwide, perpetual license to display your terrible creations in our gallery for the purposes of public entertainment and as a warning to others.

5. Uptime and availability

We guarantee 99.1% downtime. The remaining 0.9% of uptime is unintentional and we are working to eliminate it. If the service is accidentally available for more than 4 consecutive hours, please notify our engineering team so we can fix this.

6. Payment terms

Hatable is free. If you're paying for Hatable, someone is scamming you and it's probably us. The "Pro" plan charges you $9/month for the same service but with a badge that says "Pro" next to your name. The badge does nothing.

7. Limitation of liability

Hatable is not liable for:

• Emotional damage caused by viewing generated apps
• Career consequences of putting Hatable on your resume
• Existential dread triggered by the realization that the AI is better at making bad apps than you are at making good ones
• Any apps that accidentally work correctly
• Lost data (we never had it to begin with) (actually we did, see privacy policy)

8. Termination

We may terminate your account at any time, for any reason, including but not limited to: building an app that's too good, being mean to our AI, or vibes. You may terminate your account by simply closing the tab. We'll miss you. The AI won't.

9. Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of whatever jurisdiction is funniest at the time of the dispute. Currently, this is international maritime law. We don't know why. Our lawyer thought it was funny.

10. Amendments

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time. Changes take effect retroactively to the beginning of time. By existing in the same universe as Hatable, you agree to all future amendments, including the one where you owe us a coffee.