System status
All systems degraded
This has been our status since launch. We're starting to think it's permanent.
Uptime calculated over the last 90 days. "Operational" is defined loosely.
Everything is slightly on fire. This is normal. We're monitoring the situation, which means we have a tab open.
A session bug caused all users to see each other's apps. Several users reported this improved their experience.
Root cause: someone tripped over the ethernet cable. This is not a joke. We've since invested in cable management (a piece of tape).
We forgot to renew it. Again. We've set a calendar reminder for next time. We'll probably ignore that too.
On Valentine's Day, our AI started generating love poems instead of terrible apps. Honestly, they were pretty good. We're leaving this as a feature.
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