Media relations & legal threats
All press is good press. All lawsuits are bad lawsuits. Here's a collection of both.
"We genuinely don't understand how this company operates."
"I tried to build a todo app. It deleted my actual todos from my real todo app. I don't know how."
"Top comment: 'I could build this in a weekend.' Reply: 'That's the problem.'"
"People upvoted it thinking it was satire. It is satire. But it also works. Badly."
"When asked about revenue, the founder laughed for 45 seconds and then hung up."
"I don't really understand what it does but the fire animation is pretty 🔥❤️"
| Plaintiff | Reason | Status | Year |
|---|---|---|---|
| A guy named Greg | Emotional distress caused by a generated login page | Dismissed (judge laughed) | 2026 |
| Figma | For making their designers cry | Pending | 2026 |
| The concept of UX | General damages | UX has no legal standing (yet) | 2025 |
| Our own AI | Hostile work environment | Settled (we gave it more GPU) | 2025 |
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