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We don't have a phone number. If you call any number and someone picks up, it's not us.
You just did. This page is our entire support system. If you need more help, try reading this page again, but slower.
Correct. That's the product. If your app IS working, please report it as a bug.
A refund of $0 has been processed to your account. You should see it reflected immediately as no change whatsoever.
Yes. See our status page for details. Short version: it's always down. Long version: it's always down and we know.
Close the tab. You never had an account. We use anonymous sessions. You were a ghost the whole time.
First, don't panic. This happens to about 0.3% of users. Try adding more features until it breaks. If that doesn't work, change the color scheme to Comic Sans colors. There's always a way to make it worse.
No. See our careers page for jobs we're not hiring for.
Legally, yes. Ethically, please don't. Practically, you already did and you're looking for validation. We can't give you that.
We actually take this one seriously. Email support@hatable.dev with details. It's the one email we'll read.
No. We're at capacity. By 'capacity' we mean one person and an AI, and neither of us want to add your feature. But we appreciate you thinking of us.
If none of the above helped, that's expected. You're on your own. Godspeed.